|I'm afraid you're dead. (Don't worry, it was quick and painless--old age, aortic aneurysm, maybe carbon monoxide.) As we speak, your loved ones are preparing to attend a memorial service where they will talk about how precious life is and how much yours in particular was worth. As your final farewell, do them a favor: leave an exact dollar amount to attach to those sentiments.|
The following survey will help you crunch the numbers to determine your cumulative market value. Results are based primarily on whether you treated your body like a temple or a trailer and how many MDs will scalpel joust for the honor of dissecting your remains.