| I'm afraid you're dead. (Don't worry, it was quick and painless--old age, aortic aneurysm, maybe carbon monoxide.) As we speak, your loved ones are preparing to attend a memorial service where they will talk about how precious life is and how much yours in particular was worth. As your final farewell, do them a favor: leave an exact dollar amount to attach to those sentiments. The following survey will help you crunch the numbers to determine your cumulative market value. Results are based primarily on whether you treated your body like a temple or a trailer and how many MDs will scalpel joust for the honor of dissecting your remains. |
